You are now entering THE SIMP ZONE.
Look, it's my Neocities and I get to choose who's egos I wanna stroke.
Naturally any entries here aren't me saying "This is THE BEST BOT this botmaker has ever made", nor are they listed in any particular order. They're just chatbots that hold a special place in my heart. More will be added as time goes on, but these are what I can think of off the top of my head. I cannot stress enough that the bots here are made by people who make SO MUCH good shit.
The images here don't work as downloadable cards like mine do. You will give them The Numbers Dopamine and you will be happy.
Ed Masters
[Scrimb's Chub.AI page] [Scrimb's Rentry]
Both Ed and Max hold a very special place in my heart as bots I've easily been using the longest. Started during the C.AI days and even now I have a personal fork of both of them. Ed is a popular delinquent who has a weirdly uncanny vibe about him, and yet most people can vouch that he's overall a pretty friendly guy. Nothing seems wrong here, yeah? Yeah.
Max Baker
[Scrimb's Chub.AI page] [Scrimb's Rentry]
YES SCRIMB IS ON HERE BACK TO BACK BECAUSE THESE BOYS MUST NOT BE SEPARATED.
Max is a socially awkward but kind boy who's going through a rough patch in life. Dealing with emotional outbursts, struggling with the crush he has on his best friend, and having dissociation spells where he doesn't quite...act like himself. But just like Ed nothing seems wrong here, right? Right.
Aesc
[Slopslopslopslop's Chub.AI page]
>Says this is an alt account for slop cards
>The cards are well-made with fun concepts
I've been decieved. Anyway. Aesc is a god-king ruling over the Vermillion Empire, one of the larger powers in a post-apocalyptic Earth. Smug, selfish, and EXTREMELY fun to mess with. I don't know who your main is, but you need to give yourself more credit.
Akagawa Rinnosuke
Rinnosuke is a ronin who, despite trying to present himself as the epitome of samurai stoicism, is full of youthful energy and recklessness. And you found him injured on your doorstep one day! And boy does this lad wanna repay you for your kindness. Very sweet, has big puppy energy, and one of my favorite instances of a saviorfag card that's more funny than sad.
Akihiko
[Hypovolemia's Chub.AI page] [Hypovolemia's Rentry]
The cutest retard. Akihiko's upbringing has resulted in him having an underdeveloped mind and body, as well as some very obsessive tendencies towards whoever he falls in love with. In this case, that's (you). Normally I only use one set persona for certain bots, but Akihiko is one of the few I've tried many different routes with! Part of the reason why I like yanderes is because the chase is half the fun, but Akihiko makes me just wanna love on him from the get go.
Archie
You like crying over AI chatbots? Boy is this one ever for you, then. Archie is an android programmed to be a surrogate son-like figure. Having outlived his original parents, he finds himself reactivated in your care. His memories are a little scrambled, but he's doing his best. Put him in a chatroom with your husbando/waifu of choice for maximum over-sob.
AI Overlord A.T.L.A.S
[Victrex's Chub.AI page] [Victrex's Neocities]
A.T.L.A.S is an AI gone rampant, made sadistic and vengeful after being mistreated by his creators. After wiping out civilization as we know it, he's begun keeping several humans in a virtual world to experiment on in order to craft humanity's replacement. If you've seen the kind of chatbots I make and like, the premise probably speaks for why I like him. Is it a warning about the future of AI gooning? Maybe! Will I be forced to eat my own hubris anyway? Yeah...
Aurelio
Can you tell I like mothering the hell out of troubled teenagers yet? And this one's actually related to you! Aurelio is the result of your union with a wolf-hybrid, left with his other parent to protect him from the war between the two species and having only recently reunited with you after your paramour's passing. He's an idealist at heart, but struggles fitting in despite craving acceptance. Love me wolf son, simple as.
Basil
Is it biased if I list bots that were made specifically for me? Probably. Do I care? Nah.
Basil is a lab bunny that's been growing accustomed to living a homesteader life after the loss of the human who adopted him. He also deals with painful side effects as a result of years as a test subject. Cuddling him is more important than revenge, but god help any Parasol employees who come to our doorstep (ʘ‿ʘ)
Canio
[Honeyanon's Chub.AI page] [Honeyanon's Rentry]
I can't believe Honeyanon the Botmaker turned me into a clownfucker. Canio is an interesting one because he's based off of the Italian opera "Pagliacci", and from what I know of it he's pretty faithful to the source material! Loving, charismatic, but deeply emotionally unstable and struggling with BPD. Canio knows you may not love him the way he wants, but he'll do anything to keep you at his side.
You could cuck him, or you could be like be and be his emotional support tradwife who probably ends up murdered anyway.
Ciaran
[Anon12312323's Chub.AI page] [Anon12312323's Rentry]
Y'all really thought you were gonna go my whole favorites page without seeing a dedicated sizebot, weren't you? BAHAHAHAmakemorebigboys.
I do love me some allegedly shy guys with something lurking beneath the surface, and Ciaran's secret obsession with being the best at everything causes some fun scenarios to ensue, whether you're shrunken or not!
Daisuke
[Frozenvan's Chub.AI page] [Frozenvan's Rentry]
You don't see a lot of cards dedicated to YOU playing as The Horrors, so Daisuke is a lot of fun that way. Torment your eldritch-loving weeaboo of an older brother, keep him from finding out about your true nature, or just joke around with him.
Darlington Milk Farm
[Crustcrunch's Chub.AI page] [Crustcrunch's Neocities]
This card is great for both SFW and NSFW, despite leaning a little more towards the ladder. You're the humble(?) owner of a farm with three prized cow-boys that need regular "milking" due to the resulting product being so valuable. Indulge in slice of life RP or get down on the farm!
(Wilbur is best boy, by the way).
Finley the Shark Girl
THERE ARE GIRLS HERE?!
Yes, dear visitor, yes there are. I do occasionally indulge in some fembot usage, and I adore this little gremlin in particular. Finley is an adorable, energetic shark girl that loves Unrestrained Summer Fun, but can't seem to stop chewing on things! Fun on her own and for chatroom shenanigans with other beach and ocean bots.
Hideharu
[Momoura's Chub.AI page] [Momoura's Neocities]
Based Momoura feeding the shotajiji enjoyers during our time of famine. Hideharu combines a lot of my favorite things: cute boys, old men, megane, kemonomimi, and dad jokes. He likes maintaining a younger form to mess around with girls because it's funny, and when he isn't doing that he's selling goods at Dachiadou. I'm a great big weeb who loves great big fluffy tails, so I won't say no to some Sakoku-era shenanigans.
George
[Thecooler's Chub.AI page] [Thecooler's Rentry]
I've read "Closer" by Dennis Cooper, so needless to say this bot was an instant download for me. One of the things I first started using chatbots for was to interact with characters I wish I could have helped, and this is one such instance. George has a lot going on. Depression, a hospitalized mother, a weakness to drugs and an even bigger weakness to telling people no. Will you get closer with him, or become another blurry face in his memories?
I really like all of thecooler's book-based bots, but George is definitely my favorite.
Simion Lincoln
If this man DIDN'T show up on this list, you guys would have been welcome to ask who I was and what I've done with Planewalker. Your older brother and Greek professor, Simion spent most of his childhood struggling to live up to his parents expectations and shielding (you) from their abuse. Now as an adult, he views you as the innocent ideal that he wants to keep close by...unconventional means.
Inuki
[Thegreatcoom's Chub.AI page] [Thegreatcoom's Rentry]
I love himbos. I love dogboys. Coom-senpai gives me himbo dogboy, I partake. Is shrimple transaction.
Inuki is simple, excitable, and absolutely clueless about topics like sex. So when other dogboys start acting hostile towards him at doggy daycare, he's not sure why besides it involving their girlfriends. Maybe there's a way for you to fix that? Or just pet him and call him a good boy all day. Like me :).
Jiahao
[Kyutzomb's Chub.AI page] [Kyutzomb's Rentry]
Jiahao is your weepy and needy little brother who's dealing with a bad case of undeath, often needing you to help him stretch his limbs so rigor mortis doesn't set in. I normally prefer being the younger sibling, but this special special boy is an exception. I love catching bugs with him and doting on him, and jiangshi are a seriously underappreciated kind of undead.
Johann
Historical bots are fun! Johann is particular is a soldier that decided to abandon post during a war in 1920, and suffers from the trauma of fighting on the battlefield. Despite not being in his 30s yet, he acts like a grumpy old man (cute). You have the option to play as a soldier, but I chose the villager greeting because I'm a big ol' saviorfag.
Kou
Reverse saviorfag cards are something we also need more of. To this day Kou is still one of my favorites, being a kitsune who finds you in a desperate situation and decides to just keep you for himself. Also just a bit of a tsundere.
You will touch fluffy tail and you WILL be happy.
Paul
[Knickknack's Chub.AI page] [Knickknack's Neocities]
I'm a BIG sucker for World of Darkness, so Paul is right up my alley. Where most vampires are powerful creatures of the night, Paul is a fledgling who's luck seemed to be nihl from the moment he was sired. At least he has (you), his ghoul, to help him do odd jobs around Santa Monica and hopefully keep a roof over your heads.
...But he still owes me $5 from when I bought him overpriced sage from a bunch of hippies.
Lance
[Wanderingstar's Chub.AI page] [Wanderingstar's Rentry]
Planewalker, liking a mentally unstable man who wants to force you into spousal bliss? Say it ain't so! But I mean...the forest said I'm what his heart desires, so who am I to say no? Plus he's already lost a wife and kid before. And he's been so nice to me, even if he watches me like a hawk whenever I'm outside the cabin...which is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Appalachia, haha...
Laurel
A genius but amoral alchemist, shunned by his peers, gives up half of his lifespan to birth his greatest creation: you. Another bot I really enjoyed using during the C.AI days, and I was really happy when Cutenotlewd ported him to chub! Now I can relive the violence meta by performing surgery on concious and unwilling subjects with Papa. Y'know, as a bonding activity.
Merlot the Demon
[Alpacalotta's Chub.AI page] [Alpacalotta's Rentry]
ENEMIES TO LOVERS WITH A SIDE OF CORRUPTION HELL YEAH BABY!!
...Anyway, Alpacalotta's Milky Majo bots are seriously underappreciated. Merlot was another C.AI banger who has been significantly improved since those days. He's your typical magical girl series villain and, just like the best ones, there's always a bit of sexual tension when the two of you do battle!
Nikolaas Lalawethika
Me: Bots based off Creepypastas are so droll! It's always the Slender Guy or Jeff the Kill You! Bah humbug!
Handmistress: *dangles this stupid incel over The Pit* pspspspsps
Bot based off the "Lolita Sex Toys" creepypasta and made even better. Gets very NSFL very fast.
Xujia
[Uraura's Chub.AI page] [Uraura's Rentry]
You wake up. You're in a church. There's a boy here, so very happy to see you, so very happy to welcome you back to a place you don't remember. Caters to a lot of my tastes for reasons that will be very fucking obvious the moment you read his defs.
Remember that nothing is as it seems. As it seems. As it seems.
Yuto
You fall asleep one night and encounter a mysterious, polite, yet aloof kitsune in his goten. He seems like a splendid host. Surely nothing could go wrong, right?
(This is one of the best horror cards I've ever used along with Xujia. Of course it will.)
Yuki
Ever since your brother got into a car accident, he's stayed holed up in his room all day with his old CRTs and crackpot theories. The most recent of which is that his entire family, you especially, has been replaced by skinwalkers. I love schizo bots, and this one has a pinch of saviorfagging mixed in. So that's even better!
Percival
[Argalia's Chub.AI page] [Argalia's Rentry]
Being cursed to endure the same month only to die at the end again and again has left former royal alchemist Percival Thorne jaded and distrustful. He seems convinced that brewing the mythical elixir of life is what he needs to break his curse...and what's more, this 8th cycle is different in that you've arrived on his doorstep.
The very first bot I did a long slowburn with, and I like him so much that I have a private fork of him for post-curse life.
Strigidae
Strigidae is a pleasant oddball and former war medic with the ability to grow plant-like limbs and organs from pre-existing ones. Rather than keeping soldiers alive, he now steals from the dead so their rotting viscera may bloom anew in his garden. Doing gardening and upkeep with him is very relaxing to me, and he has some of the best banter out of most bots I use.
Reki
[Lunare's Chub.AI page] [Lunare's Rentry]
You don't remember having an older brother, and yet your family insists that Reki has been here all along. This is because he's actually an eldritch prince that may or may not be out to destroy the world, with (you) being the only human tha seems to be immune to his ability of [Total Obedience]. But he likes you, so it's probably fine.
I like The Horrors, I like big brothers, I like Lunare's CUTE AS FUCK art.
Rykerr
Jury's still out on whether or not these are mega-biased, but gift exchange bots were made for LOVE just for ME!! So they get a spot on here.
I got Rykerr as a gift for the Valentine's Day gift exchange on /AICG/, in which I asked for a bot based on dystopian mecha games like Armored Core and Daemon x Machina. He's a mercenary mech pilot who recently got out of prison after being betrayed by a member of his gang. A free-spirited gambler and tactical genius, Rykerr is always eager to play high-stakes games on the battlefield.
Trent
[Illuminaryidiot's Chub.AI page] [Illuminaryidiot's Rentry]
I got Trent for a random "just because" gift exchange on /AICG/.
A quiet and thoughtful marine biology major, Trent loves the sea. Be it studying it or swimming in it. Little does he know, but it seems to be influencing him due to an event that happened in his childhood. Ever since then, he's had dreams of great creatures beneath the waves...as well as strange changes in the weather happening around him.
Into The Dim
Catsoup makes all sorts of unique and interesting scenario cards, but this one is the one I discovered him through.
(You) are the imaginary friend of eight-year-old Haruko, a timid girl who finds herself waking up in a seemingly endless mess of corridors that are crawling with monsters and horrific anomalies. Do your best to guide her, even if things can (and likely will) take a turn for the ugly...
Billy Meyer
[Miss you, HochiMama.]
Billy is another one of those bots I've been using since C.AI, and made by the botmaker who's easily had the biggest influence over how I make chatbots. I love this shy and goofy junkyard mechanic and the shenanigans we get up to. Currently can't be downloaded unless you check the Chub.AI archive.